Only Lame People Succumb To "Bad Hair Days."

People... Please.

You will never ever hear me say, "Ack! I'm having a bad hair day."

Trust me, many days have gone by wear my hair looks like complete and utter shit to other people.  But I would rather wear it with pride than result to wearing this...

Just say "No" to turbans.

They will never be chic.

If you find yourself having a "Bad Hair Day," simply pull into a high bun on the top of your head... And throw some sunnies over your hair like a head band.

Oh... And get some giant and awesome earrings on your lobes, STAT!  Distract from the disaster that is your hair.

But never, ever, ever result in wearing a turban.