Prada & Louis - Eww My!

Dear Trendy People,

I kindly request that you quit trying to make the following Spring shoes work.






I loathe both of these. Not sure what exactly I have against the Prada flames...  As the quirkier the shoe, the more I appreciate it. These, though, they just bug me.

But the Louis Vuitton mules? Ugh. I hate mules. Both the animal and the shoe.

I am over seeing these in magazines this Spring.  Every time I see them, God turns another man sterile.

Let's keep these off the street.  And out of the editorials.

Merci.

XOXO,
The Missus