Met Gala: WTF Were They Thinking?

These really need no explanation...

But I am going to provide my commentary any damn way...

I am pretty sure this is Mary Kate Olsen.  She's almost 26... But looks damn near 76.

Bad dress. Bad hair.

Sorry honey... Imma let you finish this red carpet walk... But Angeline Jolie had the greatest thigh-slit dress of all time. I even drew a picture of it.


Someone is trying to give the New Jersey Tan-orexic Mom a run for her money!