I was confused. A co-worker was eyeing an accessory I was wearing and asking if it was representing the a part of the female anatomy.
"Are those titties?" he repeated.
"Huh?" I said. Now looking down at the silver utensil spoon that had I had acquired from a flea market in Barcelona last summer. But I was confused as to why he thought it was boobs.
I looked down at it.
"No," I said. "It's a face with a funny mustache."
Another woman in the room, a content person on my team, looked at it and gave her opinion.
"Oh that's definitely tits," she said.
"What!?!?!" I screeched. "No. It's a funny face!"
"What are those?" the co-worker asked, pointing to the two symmetrical pinholes.
"Those are OBVIOUSLY the eyes," I said. "And this (pointing to the curved and center-pointed line) is the mustache."
They both laughed at me. The woman indicated that I was adorable with my thinking.
Some people have their minds in the gutter.
I mean, you see a funny face too, right?
I can never wear this necklace again. Now I'm afraid HR will come find me.